Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Illustrator Sunday: J.C. Leyendecker (Part Two)
I took your silence as ‘no one would mind’.
Scanned from the Culter & Culter J.C. Leyendecker book.
holy shit that kid is nightmarish. But mostly I love this guy’s work, so dapper.
Post-it Notes Left on the Train
Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.
tons of copies of this ..NOW !
There’s a Russian game show where contestants steal cars. If they aren’t caught by the police after 35 minutes, they get to keep the car.
my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other
so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date
ohmigosh queer dwarf ladies ♥
These are clearly the best kind of dwarf ladies in existence I approve of these dwarf ladies :D
I love bows!
And just look at them sharing a milkshake together and being all cute and romantic :D
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
The importance of consent: a narrative.
I will forever reblog this gifset.
look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck
She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.
fire cannot kill a dragon.
that last comment omg